mobi, epub |eng | 2008-12-07 | Author:Piers Anthony

Imbri seemed to know, so they followed her horse form. She headed first for the center of the hole, then to the inner surface. The world was variegated, which was ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2002-03-12 | Author:Gregory Mcdonald

XXIII A F T E R steak and eggs, provided and prepared by Mrs. Sawyer, Fletch got into his freshly made bed with yesterday’s edition of the Boston Star. The ...

mobi, epub |eng | 1980-01-01 | Author:Spike Milligan

MEANTIME, NEXT DAY “I’ll try and put it up this tree, Alf,” I said, with good intentions. “You should look good in a tree. I always thought, in your paybook ...

mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-06-10 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

Brain Droppings y observEdl (oil euphemisms actual = holistic massage therapy liEQP llOttl = limited service lodging = interim financing = custodial interference mottfESJ ond box spring = sleep system ...

mobi | | 2010-10-05 | Author:Judah Friedlander

CHAPTER ELEVEN: HOW TO BEAT UP SOMEONE WITH A GUN AND A SWORD. STEP 1: REMAIN CALM. LET THE ARMED ATTACKER COME TO YOU. As The World Champion I don’t ...

mobi |eng | 2011-04-20 | Author:Chelsea's Family; Friends; Other Victims; Handler, Chelsea

The day I got to the Bahamas. “Jesus, Amber, put some fucking lotion on your feet,” Chelsea said. “Take it easy. I just got here.” Before I knew it, she ...

mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2004-06-09 | Author:Jay Mohr

During my two years on SNL, the show had the greatest musical guests in its history. No one will ever convince me otherwise. My first year alone, we had Nirvana, ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2010-01-11 | Author:James Sullivan

ON JULY 21, 1972, Carlin was due to headline the main stage at Milwaukee’s Summerfest, a multiple-day fairground event then entering its fifth season. Inaugurated in 1968 by longtime Milwaukee ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2010-01-02 | Author:Michael McIntyre

With my grandma in my Triumph Spitfire. Unfortunately she was the only female I picked up in it. I bought my Spitfire, and she sat proudly in our Golders Green ...

mobi, epub |eng | 1986-06-26 | Author:Spike Milligan

* * * Transcribed newspaper cutting from the Union Jack, 1945 The compère for the contest is Captain Philip Ridgeway, the announcer. He is as informed on Dance Bands as ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2009-10-20 | Author:Paul Mooney; Dave Chappelle

CHAPTER 17 For the next ten years, all through the stand-up boom of the 1970s, the Comedy Store on Sunset becomes my main base of operations. Sammy Shore, a geeky-looking ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2007-12-18 | Author:Jerry Lewis

She wouldn’t leave me alone. With his natural grace and athletic ability, he overcame his late start and got better and better, finally whittling his handicap down to a six. ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2010-01-01 | Author:Stephen Fry

Colonel and Coltrane It was hard not to like Manchester. Being called 'love', 'chuck' or a 'daft barmcake' can only delight a southerner used to the lonely and unsmiling lovelessness ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2011-10-04 | Author:Ellen DeGeneres

Note: This chapter was dictated but not read. Aspirations: A Short Short Story I want to be an astronaut when I grow up,” said young Delilah. “You live in a ...

mobi, epub |eng | 2010-10-12 | Author:Mike Birbiglia

CALLER: Mike, how many times a week would you say that you read NASCAR magazines? Zero to two, three to five, or six to seven days? ME: Oh, definitely six ...